No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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