Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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