Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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