Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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