I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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