How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
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