69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
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