That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
