If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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