guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
you have to choose: penises or morals?
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I fill condoms, not promises.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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