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(617): View more from Massachusetts

i feel rough

(617): View more from Massachusetts

just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.

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(720): View more from Colorado

How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes

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(302): View more from Delaware

Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.

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(716): View more from New York

When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."

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(513): View more from Ohio

That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber

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(317): View more from Indiana

sex in a tree stand. check.

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you lucky bastard

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(913): View more from Kansas

It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch

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(917): View more from New York City

I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror

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