So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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