Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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