just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
apparently the secret to your success is patron
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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