are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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