Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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