Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
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