Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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