so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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