Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love

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(973): View more from New Jersey

I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,

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(330): View more from Ohio

I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."

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(954): View more from Florida

I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?

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(256): View more from Alabama

Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment

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(512): View more from Texas

We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.

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(712): View more from Iowa

She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.

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(847): View more from Illinois

There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour

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