Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I just googled if crying burns calories
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
my poor anus
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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