My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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