Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Randomize
