I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
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