they need to just BURY HIM!
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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