Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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