you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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