Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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