This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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