i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
I think i got beer on your cat.
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