i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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