I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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