Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
Randomize
