Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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