just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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