I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Randomize
