Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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