hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
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