Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
zippers are such a cool invention
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
Randomize
