Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Green mimosas i think yes
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I feel like a drive thru vagina
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
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