Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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