The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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