Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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