I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I forgot how hot balto sounded
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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