can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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