I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Randomize
