brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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