why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
FUCK WHALES
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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