Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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