best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
vagina is talking i cant
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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