she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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