There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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