yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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