Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I am available for nakedness
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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