i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
how do you play pong handcuffed?
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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