Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
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